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| Entry tags: | fic, umbridge/draco |
Fic: Delores's Special Reward - Umbridge/Draco - R
Title: Delores's Special Reward
Author:
madeyemax
Beta:
loony4lupin
Pairing: Umbridge/Draco
Rating: R
Summary: Delores loves her little helpers and rewards them well. But make no mistake; there's always something in it for her.
Warnings: Masturbation, voyeurism, underage (Draco would be 15 or 16).
Word Count: 3,111
Disclaimer: They're not mine.
Note: Written for
snegurochka_lee's Least Favourite Character/Pairing Drabble/Drawble & Ficlet Challenge! A lot of people love Draco. I cannot stand him. And of course I'm not crazy about Umbridge, but I must say I rather enjoyed Imelda Staunton's creepy-sexy portrayal of her in Order of the Phoenix, particularly in the blood!quill scene… well, I thought it was sexy anyway. She's a much more attractive woman than Umbridge is supposed to be and I've wanted to write Creepy Cougar!Umbridge since OotP hit theatres. So, here it is!
There was a knock on the office door. Delores stopped writing and looked up, stretched her thin lips into a wide smile and called sweetly, "Enter." Her visitor was exactly who she'd expected; her favourite little helper. He strode in, tall and creamy pale, his pointed nose and chin poised in the air, with a cool, confidence in his icy eyes. He bowed his white-blond head at the professor as he shut the door behind him.
"Headmistress," he greeted her. "I hope I'm not disturbing you."
She set her quill down. "Not at all, Draco. Please sit. Tea?"
"No, that's quite alright, thank you." Draco settled into the pale pink brocade-covered guest chair before Delores's desk. He lifted one leg to rest its calf across the opposite knee. He looked tall and noble, even in this relaxed position, the very picture of a perfect pureblood. Delores eyed him as she poured herself a fresh cup of tea and then picked up a little pink kitten-shaped creamer with big, baleful eyes and tipped its liquid into her cup.
Delores laced her stubby fingers together on her desk and leaned forward. "And to what do I owe this visit?" she purred.
Draco smiled and arched a pale eyebrow. "Just this," he said as he reached into his robes and pulled out something small, flat, and golden. He leaned forward and held it out to Delores, who peered at it curiously and plucked it from his palm. She frowned as she examined it.
"A Galleon?" she asked.
Draco sat back again, rested his elbows on his armrests and steepled his long fingers together. "Upon first glance, yes. But it isn't real. It's counterfeit."
She met his eyes and her eyebrows went up. "Someone is counterfeiting money on school grounds?" she asked in a hushed, almost excited, little voice.
"Oh, it's so much better than that. We've been wondering how Potter's been able to organise his little secret meetings. These coins are what he and the others are using to communicate. That serial number there isn't a serial number at all. I've seen those numbers change, watched them with my own eyes. I think they correspond to dates, dates when Potter's lot plan to meet up."
Delores held the coin at its edges between thumb and forefinger and turned it just slightly from side to side, making the light cut a gleaming path across its shining surface. Her lips curled into a smile. "Oh, really? Draco this–" she looked at him again "– is an excellent find."
Draco bowed his head graciously. "Just doing my duty, Headmistress."
"Oh, no, no, no." She set the coin down on her desk and held Draco's gaze as she reached down, pulled open a drawer and reached inside. "You deserve something special indeed."
"I didn't do this for a reward," he said, his voice low, his lips slanted in a soft, lopsided smile, though his eyes were watching her arm expectantly.
"I know, Draco," she cooed. "I know. Which only makes you deserve one all the more." She glanced away to peer into the drawer and from within she finally produced a transparent ring; a colourless tube, about the width of her pinky finger and moulded into a perfect circle, much too large to be a finger ring, but not quite large enough to be a bracelet. It gleamed in the light. In fact, it gleamed a little too much, almost as though there was more light shining on it than there actually was in the room.
She held it out to him on the palm of her hand. "There you go."
He took it and examined it, looking at it from all sides. It cast dots of light on Draco's face and clothes and made his eyes seem to twinkle. "What is it?"
Delores simpered and said in almost a whisper, "Slip it on when you're flaccid. Keep it on until you're finished."
Draco slowly raised his eyes to meet hers. "Flaccid?"
She only smiled and let out a satisfied little sigh as she picked up her quill and continued to write.
Draco shifted in his seat. "Headmistress, is this what I think it is?"
She stopped writing and looked at him again. "What do you think it is, Draco?"
He hesitated, mouth open slightly. His eyes darted down to the ring in his hand and then back up to her face. "I'm not sure I want to say."
Her smile broadened. "You don't have to. Just… try it out for yourself."
"But what does it do exactly? Clearly it's magical."
"You'll see. I'm confident that you won't be disappointed." She nodded at him and then continued writing. "Good day, Draco."
"Good day, Headmistress."
He rose from his seat, and when he turned his back to leave, she raised her eyes to watch the back of his blond head as he departed. She smiled her widest, most satisfied smile, sipped her tea and went back to work.