There's Too Many People on This Earth

Max is a writer, slasher, reclusive genius, Harry Potter and Star Trek geek, female, 31 and Canadian. That's all.

This journal is Friends Only. Please comment to be added and tell me a bit about why you've friended me or where you found me, etc. Doesn't have to be your life story; just something to make me feel less paranoid. :)

I have the same username at LiveJournal.

CREDITS

My header was made by maesstria

My journal layout and userinfo layout are both by gossymer

My default icon was made by me. Textures used are from ColorFilter.net

My background pattern is from DinPattern.com

And my Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind mood theme
was made by crackified

OMG this took forever. But it was worth it. Simon Pegg!Scotty bases under the cut.

( Fake cut to my LJ )

Title: Delores's Special Reward
Author: madeyemax
Beta: loony4lupin
Pairing: Umbridge/Draco
Rating: R
Summary: Delores loves her little helpers and rewards them well. But make no mistake; there's always something in it for her.
Warnings: Masturbation, voyeurism, underage (Draco would be 15 or 16).
Word Count: 3,111
Disclaimer: They're not mine.
Note: Written for snegurochka_lee's Least Favourite Character/Pairing Drabble/Drawble & Ficlet Challenge! A lot of people love Draco. I cannot stand him. And of course I'm not crazy about Umbridge, but I must say I rather enjoyed Imelda Staunton's creepy-sexy portrayal of her in Order of the Phoenix, particularly in the blood!quill scene… well, I thought it was sexy anyway. She's a much more attractive woman than Umbridge is supposed to be and I've wanted to write Creepy Cougar!Umbridge since OotP hit theatres. So, here it is!




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Title: Twins at Play
Author: madeyemax
Pairing: Percy/Fred/George
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The twins pay Percy a little visit. Pure PWP threesome smut. :)
Highlight for Warnings: Incest, but that should be obvious, heh.
Word Count: 1,650
Disclaimer: I own nothing and I’m not getting paid.
Note: written for bbtp_challenge and x-posted at hp_prompts.




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Okay, so my Percy/Peter is done and posted at hpslash, hp_rarepairs, slash_heaven and weasley_loving. Now I'm off to post at GJ and I might get LJ done tonight too. That's just a warning, people. You may be seeing a lot of me and Percy and Peter on your various flists depending on which comms you're watching.

Title: A Boy and His Rat
Author: MadEyeMax
Beta:loony4lupin
Pairing: Percy Weasley/Peter Pettigrew
Rating: R for sexual situations and some graphic descriptions
Summary: One night, Percy, stressed and lonely, discovers exactly who he’s been sharing his bed with.
Warnings: Because of the canon timeline, Percy is underage when this takes place. There’s also some very light dom/sub play.
Word Count: 9,942
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I’m not getting paid.
Note: I actually wanted Percy to be a couple of years older, but that didn’t work with the timeline.




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( Ongoing ETAs regarding THE BIG ISSUE: Strikethrough '07 )

Hey, hey, hey! Holla if ur nervous as hell, y'all!

Here. Back-up your journals at GJ or IJ or wherever using LJ-Sec if you're worried. This journal is now completely backed up over at IJ. I don't intend to jump ship and start blogging over there yet, of course, but it's nice to know all my stupid blatherings are relatively safe. Just in case. GJ is great for all the free stuff, and I may back-up all this journal's entries over there, too, at some point, but IJ has much better things being said about it than GJ. Ya get what ya pay for, I guess.

Unfortunately, Semagic doesn't seem to have an IJ option. *pouts* Ah, well. Nevermind. I figured it out.

I have no idea if it makes a difference, but I've changed the Chronicles' e-mail address so it doesn't have the same one as this journal. Changed the password, too, just in case. You know, so if the Chronicles get the axe, The Man might not realise that journal is connected to this one.

Maybe I shouldn't be building my bomb shelter just yet, as it's the artists who are under the gun at the mo'. But we're all One, right? A community. It's only a matter of time.

ETA: IJ gives you a hundred icons with a free account? ... *blinks* ... Holy crap.